Review: The Ursa Clear Glass Dildo

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Tell Me How You Really Feel
Prepare yourselves for a sass-free review, sorry. I love to find the flaws in toys, but my sass is no match for a well-made, well-performing, glass dildo. At first I was skeptical; my eyes are used to far more elaborate-looking glass pieces, which may have brainwashed me to think that a smooth, simple glass piece would fall short. BUT my vagina clearly disagrees.

The Basics
clear glass dildo dimensionsTotal length: 11″ (28cm)
Handle length: 3 3/4″ (9.5cm)
Handle diameter: 3/4″ (2cm)
Handle bulb diameter: 1 1/4″ (3cm)
Base diameter: 2″ (5cm)
Dildo length: 7″ (17.75cm)
Shaft diameter: 1 1/4″ (3cm)
Head diameter: 1 3/4″ (4.5cm)

The Good, The Good, and The HANDLE!

clear glass dildo comparisonI’m used to glass dildos that look like a mix between a unicorn horn and a sheet of candy dots, but I’ve been there, done those, held an ice pack on my vulva the next day. Instead, the Ursa Clear Glass Dildo is like a peace offering to my vagina for all the winding, overly textured glass dildos I’ve tried in the past. Instead of texture or direct g/p-spot stimulation, the Ursa is a more versatile dildo that can be used for just about anything: vaginal, anal, thrusting, g-spot, p-spot, dick-shaped paper weight… ghost dagger in a porn production of MacBeth [“Is this a dildo which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me fuck thee.”].
Right: Comparison shot of the Ursa with the Tantus O2 Adam and a bottle of nail polish

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The Ursa doesn’t pinpoint my g-spot like a g/p-spot specific toy intends to, some assistance is definitely required. But glass/rigid material toys make great g/p-spotters because they take minimal effort to put maximum pressure where you want it. Plus, this head is the perfect shape to stimulate my g-spot without feeling like it’s also moshing with my pubic bone.

My favorite thing about the Ursa’s shape is that it’s fantastic for thrusting. Its smooth shaft, coupled with this handle *angels singing* makes it possible to thrust my everliving heart out and not feel like I’m driving down a road with 800 speed bumps or that my wrist might fall off my arm.

And when I don’t feel like thrusting, the Ursa is good for tricking my vagina into thinking I’m doing something because of its weight. When I have a clitoral orgasm with the Ursa just chillin inside me, my vagina gets confused and thinks that I’ve put in some internal effort, which usually causes me to have a stronger orgasm. Score!

For when I’m feeling less lazy though, the Ursa has a HANDLE… excuse me, I think I just spit from excitement. Can you tell I’ve been waiting this whole review to go off about this wonderful handle that turns the Ursa into an easy-to-wield weapon as well as a kick-ass dildo? Well let me enlighten you. The Ursa is definitely not the first dildo to have a handle, but this one in particular is like unlocking a secret level on a video game: it opens up whole new possibilities with this dildo that I am either too lazy or too awkward to accomplish had this dildo been handle-less.

clear glass dildo handle

Why is this handle a boss?
1.
It makes it easier to position the Ursa, like a joy-stick for your dildo.
2. Let the rapid thrusting ensue!!!
3. I’m able to hold it between my ankles or feet so my hands are free to do whatever else they want. “LOOK MOM, NO HANDS!”
4. I stuck it in my butt and that was pretty cool too. I mean really, if you give me an entirely body safe toy, I’m going to attempt to use as much of it as I can. So this could be a dildo with a handle OR a butt plug with a cumbersome, dick-shaped tail… I don’t recommend the latter, but it has a base and is small enough to fit in my butt, so I was bound to do it. And as much as I don’t think anyone will be casually walking around with the Ursa hanging from their ass, it’s a nice warm up before inserting something larger.
5. I saved the best for last… there is one activity that I love but have yet to successfully accomplish with any other dildo. Because of its curve, the smooth glass, and this handle, I can rotate the Ursa. And I’m not talking about awkwardly cranking it in slow circles before my hand slips and I give up *side-eyes all the other dildos I own and have attempted this with*, I mean fluidly and comfortably spinning as if my vagina were the fucking wheel of fortune. [BIG MONEY!] It’s almost like a “juicer” plug/dildo but with wider rotations that stroke my g-spot. After my first session spinning the Ursa, I admiringly held it up to the sky [AKA my bedroom ceiling] like Rafiki held Simba and exhaled a proud “… fuck.”

*Cues “You Spin Me Round” music video*

In Review
Made of 100% sanitizeable, shatter-proof, borosilicate glass: yep.
Down for temperature play: absolutely.
Bulbed head and slight curve for g and p-spot stimulation: got that.
Smooth, drag-free surface for easy thrusting: got that too.
Flared base so you can put it in your butt: yep!
Handle for the million reasons a handle is awesome: check!

A huge thank you to Good Vibrations for sending me the Ursa in exchange for this honest and unbiased review.

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10 thoughts on “Review: The Ursa Clear Glass Dildo

  1. DILDO TAIL! I was so going to look pass this dildo because it looks so damn boring. But you just spiked my curiosity with all that wheel of fortune thing. Do you think money or more dildos will drop from out of there after spinning?

    Great pictures and awesome review!

    • Thank you!
      Same, I was like “this is so plain and… meh” but that spinning… DEARGAWD I’ve been wanting a dildo that can do that for a while so I’m sold!
      That would be wonderful! But at the velocity I’ve spun this thing, I’d expect something to have happened by now. I can always continue trying though 😀

  2. I really loved this review. It opened my eyes up to glass toys with handles (juicer style) as well as smooth, non-textured dildos.

    My only problem was that the “In Review” (aka TLDR?) section was at the bottom of the entire post, when I would have liked to see those bullet points at the top near the dimensions.

    Otherwise, your writing is interesting and easy to read. Everything flows well and you did a great job of including the information I wanted to know.

    Thank you for this review. You made me want the Ursa!

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