Review: Fuze Silicone Whirl and Triton Butt Plugs


Tell Me How You Really Feel
The Fuze Silicone butt plugs are well designed, made of great quality silicone, and they come in a variety of shapes, like a “collect them all” type deal for your butt. I tried the Whirl and the Triton and ended up finding a new go-to plug in one and a new dust collector in the other, but overall my ass approves.
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The Basics
Whirl (left):
Total length: 3 1/2″
Largest Diameter: 1 1/8″
Base Diameter: 1 1/4″

Triton (right):
Total length: 5 1/2″
Largest Diameter: 1 1/8″
Smallest Diameter: 1/2″
Base Diameter: 1 1/4″

The Good, The Bad, and The Chosen One

I feel like a proud parent watching my butt gradually grow up on fabulous, body safe toys, and these Fuze butt plugs mark another milestone for my ass: texture.

I’ve been eying the Fuze plugs for a while because none of them are intimidatingly sized, they’re made of quality 100% silicone, and they have awesome bases with holes in them. It’s rare that holes in sex toys are a good thing, but these holes are like little portals of versatility: they fit bullet vibes [and the vibrations travel really well through the silicone], fingers, rope… You can even use them in a sex toy themed X-Men parody [also starring the Doc Johnson Mood Naughty Small]…

The silicone used to make the Fuze plugs is smooth and firm for easy insertion but still flexible, they’re all around 1-1 1/4 inches in diameter, and the bases are comfortable between the cheeks, which is pretty much the trifecta of perfection for plugs that I enjoy wearing for prolonged periods of time.DSC_0663

Also, I usually don’t give a crap about packaging, but the tins that the Fuze plugs come is are brilliant. I never know what to do with butt plugs once I throw the packaging out: they look so sad just piled into a drawer and it’s hard to display them on a shelf like I do my dildos [maybe I need a butt plug curator]. So these metal canisters are great for storage and keeping dust off of the matte black silicone [aka the supreme champion collector of dust and hair]. Although, I blindly reached for one next to my bed the other day and grabbed a pepper shaker instead… which tells you a lot about what I do in bed.

I chose the Triton and the Whirl for comparison because both are 1 1/8″ at their largest diameter but have different shapes that I thought my butt would appreciate. Turns out, my butt appreciates the Triton far more than the Whirl.

Triton

The Triton is my most used plug right now. It has a shape similar to anal beads, but more so like a very tall silicone snowman. If you’re looking for something that’s a mid-way point between beads and plugs, the Triton is great because it can be inserted fully like a plug or inserted/removed slowly for a slight “popping” sensation. I don’t know exactly why my ass is so fond of the Triton, it’s just comfy… like the two were friends for years before getting into a relationship where they make fart jokes and eat pizza naked together.

Whirl

The Whirl, on the other hand, is like a stranger who gives awkward handshakes. It has far less prominent texture to it, so I assumed I would like it more than the Triton as an intro to texture, but even with a large dildo inserted vaginally I can’t feel the texture at all. The reason why I’m not a huge fan of the Whirl is the shape though: I’m just constantly  aware it’s inside me like I have an intense wedgy but no matter how much I adjust it, the feeling is still there. So after I wore the Whirl a few times for review-sake, I told the Whirl, “it’s not you, it’s me” and put it back in it’s tin to not be touched since.

Closing Statement
I whole-heartedly recommend these plugs. They’re all well designed, the silicone is fantastic, and they come in a variety of shapes and textures. I kind of really want all of them, which has led me to hum the Pokemon theme song [“…Gotta catch em all!”] as I imagine myself holding out a Fuze canister for a butt plug to jump inside with a burst of light. Even though the Whirl wasn’t for me, it just shows that some shapes work for some people and not for others, and that sometimes you have to try different awesome butt things until your butt is happy.

Note: after receiving a great comment below, asking about the small width of these bases, I want to note that you should keep something in them during use (e.g. a bullet vibe – on or off) to ensure they don’t get scooped up by your butt.

A huge thank you to SheVibe for sending me the Fuze Silicone Triton and Whirl in exchange for my honest and unbiased review.Save

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