AFemmeCock Birthday Giveaway!

DSC_0858_3Hey beautiful readers, today (November 9th) is the day that, many years ago, particle accelerator scientists decided to smash two pieces of glitter together, producing a fabulous sparkle baby they named Artemisia, AKA it’s my birthday!

I am continually amazed by all the support and friends I’ve found over the past year and am forever grateful to the people and companies that believe in me and my blog. You all deserve dreamy dildos of gratitude, but I only have one to give away.

For my first birthday celebration on this blog, I wanted to give away one of my favorite toys and review items from the past year, the Ursa Clear Glass Dildo, and Good Vibrations made it possible!

You can read all the reasons the Ursa is rad in my review, here, but to sum it up:

Made of 100% sanitizeable, shatter-proof, borosilicate glass: yep.
Down for temperature play: absolutely.
Bulbed head and slight curve for g and p-spot stimulation: got that.
Smooth, drag-free surface for easy thrusting: got that too.
Flared base so you can put it in your butt: yep!
Handle for the million reasons a handle is awesome: check!

Giveaway ends at 11:59pm on Sunday, November 30th and the winner will be announced on Monday, December 1st. It’s open to all residences of the US, CA, and UK. People who live elsewhere can absolutely apply, but I’ll need you to pay some of the shipping costs [sorry! I wish I could pay shipping worldwide but alas, I am only dildo rich].

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The winner must be 18 years or older. This giveaway is open to all US, CA, and UK residences. If you live elsewhere, you can enter, but it means agreeing to pay a portion of the shipping costs. The winner has 48 hours to reply via email. If they do not, they forfeit the prize and a runner up takes the crown… I mean, dildo. I am not liable for any loss or damage incurred during shipping (although, *fingers crossed* hopefully, that won’t be an issue) or any customs charges upon arrival. Use the Gleam app below to submit your entries. No giveaway-only accounts and remember to follow the instructions for each entry or risk losing your entry.

Artemisia FemmeCock’s Birthday Giveaway

16 thoughts on “AFemmeCock Birthday Giveaway!

  1. It’s a tad belated, but happy birthday, Femmecock! As a fellow Scorpio, I hope you had a wondrous time of it all, and that the rest of your birth month be a splendid one, at that. Giveaway or no, I continue to look forward to your reviews (and wondrous photography).

  2. Yay, Happy Birthday 😀
    My husband bought me a rubbish hairdryer once for my birthday… nearly traded him for a dildo! 😛

    Great giveaway!

  3. My birthday is soon (Dec. 3rd). I have a really big giveaway (15 items) coming up and I get to go to a concert for the first time since I was 16 (almost 10 years ago).

  4. One of my most memorable birthdays was when I was 14 and my parents purchased me my very first skateboard. I spent the entire day getting on and falling off and laughing every single time. That afternoon when I had to come in for dinner, I was covered with cuts and dirt but feeling so happy 🙂

  5. I’ve never had a great birthday. I’ve had fun days and birthday celebrations within a few days of my birthday but for some reason my specific birthdays have been blah.

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