Smitten Kitten Giveaway!

My sex shop crush wants to give you bangin’ toys!

It is hard not to make cheesy comments about my adoration for the Smitten Kitten when “smitten” is in their name. Between their body safe toys, inclusive and educational mission, rad staff, support of local products, great design… I will stop now, but yeah, I have a crush on them.

Also, as we were discussing this giveaway, they seemingly looked into my review brain and picked out two products that I’m really excited about: the L’Amourose Prism VII and Sutil water-based lube, then they added in some cute-ass pins, because they’re sweet like that.

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MISSX: Dreamy Toys for Australia and New Zealand [+ LELO Mona 2 Giveaway!]

MissX is an Australian-based online shop with a curated selection of high quality, body safe sex toys. I love their style, so when they approached me about a collaboration, I was in. The result is this dreamy cotton candy cloud party of my sex toy recommendations (and glitter). PLUS a chance to win the LELO Mona 2* in a giveaway that is open worldwide because MissX knows how to spread joy.

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AFemmeCock Birthday Giveaway!

DSC_0858_3Hey beautiful readers, today (November 9th) is the day that, many years ago, particle accelerator scientists decided to smash two pieces of glitter together, producing a fabulous sparkle baby they named Artemisia, AKA it’s my birthday!

I am continually amazed by all the support and friends I’ve found over the past year and am forever grateful to the people and companies that believe in me and my blog. You all deserve dreamy dildos of gratitude, but I only have one to give away.

For my first birthday celebration on this blog, I wanted to give away one of my favorite toys and review items from the past year, the Ursa Clear Glass Dildo, and Good Vibrations made it possible!

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