Review: L’Amourose Prism VII

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If the L’Amourose Prism VII has taught me anything, it’s that it is really fucking hard to measure the distance from one’s vaginal opening to the clitoris! It’s not a measurement I was curious about until reading other reviews of this dual stimulation vibrator where the reviewer’s clit is left looking down at the VII’s external arm like “are you even trying?” As more of a stump than an arm, I see why, and yet this clit stump works for me.

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Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

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The first time I used the Magic Wand Rechargeable, I hated it. It felt like it was epilating my vulva. The second time, I used it through underwear and had a head-sweating, “excuse me while I just sit here in awe” orgasm. The third time, I felt like a human water feature as the MWR sputtered lube and vaginal juices around like a sad fountain. Years of being committed to small, pin-point vibes definitely left me with a learning curve, but I eventually figured out how I get maximum pleasure from the MWR.

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Review: L’Amourose Rosa


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So many new “luxury” sex toy products make me roll my eyes so hard that I can see my own sarcastic thoughts, so the solid quality and design of the Rosa is refreshing. On top of that, there’s a reason the Rosa is on my favorites list: the Rosa has the most rumbly vibrations I’ve ever felt, and a curve that fits my picky g-spot.

The Basics
Materials: silicone and ABS
Colors: black, pink, green
Total length: 6″
Insertable length: 4.5″
Largest diameter: 1.5″
Smallest diameter: 1″
Base Diameter: 2 x 3.25″

The Good, The Bad, And The Strap-On Possibilites
The L’Amourose Rosa is one of the few internal toys I use vaginally that I don’t need/ want to vigorously thrust. The vibrations are so strong and rumbly, and the firm head is so fitting to my g-spot that my vag feels like, “Rosa, take the wheel!” Really, these vibrations are powerful and thumping, and it astounds me every time I use it.

The Rosa’s vibrations start fairly low, but the rumble makes them feel more intense and penetrating than more buzzy vibes. As you increase the intensity, the rumble sticks around, unlike some other vibes that get much buzzier as you up the power. The rumble isn’t stealth though, it has a familiar hum. The sound dampens considerably when inserted, but it’s still a bit louder than other luxury vibes like the LELO Mona 2.

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Quickie Review: Tantus Echo Vibrating Dildo

This is a mini review to accompany my rope harness tutorial, where you can watch me tie up the Echo in a beautiful strap-on made of rope!
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 Material: 100% Silicone
Included: 3-Speed Tantus Bullet
Insertable length: 6.5″
Total length: 7.5″
Shaft diameter: 1.5″
Base Diameter: 2.625″
Descriptors: Non realistic, highly textured, harness compatible, anal safe

I’ve had the Tantus Echo for over a year now and it’s been a turbulent journey of rejection, desire, denial, and acceptance. It’s the dildo of my vaginal soap opera. You don’t need to know the full history of my torrid feels for the Echo, but I will tell you that it started with a scorn pubic bone, but I have gradually grown to appreciate the succession of firm silicone ridges.

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Review: Tantus Panty Play

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I had high aspirations for the Tantus Panty Play: this would be a top drawer toy, a staple for strap-on play, hands-free orgasms galore! It’s sad how dreams work sometimes though- good in my mind, but not so great pressed against my vulva.

measurements for Tantus Panty Play vibratorThe Basics
Material: Silicone
Vibrator Functions: 3 speeds
(two steady, one pattern)
Length (including bullet vibe): 5.5″
Length (w/o bullet vibe): 5″
Total Height: 2″

The Good, The Bad, And The “Am I Wearing This Correctly?”
The Panty Play is a silicone vibrator intended to spoon the vulva so it can be worn in underwear or beneath clothes for a portable “LOOK, NO HANDS!” experience. It comes with a 3-speed waterproof bullet vibe. Like all Tantus bullets, it’s moderately strong and the vibrations travel through the silicone well. If you need a lot of power, it likely isn’t enough though. The Panty Play stays in place surprisingly well even when moving around, and it flexes with the curves of the body [vulva spooning achieved!], which makes it comfortable to wear. However, the Panty Play is not a stealth machine: the bullet vibe makes it look like I have a bionic super-clit, which is cool, but highly noticeable in underwear and tight fitting pants. This means it’s not the most discreet panty vibe if you’re looking for something to wear out.

Panty Play vibrator under clothes

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