AFemmeCock Birthday Giveaway!

DSC_0858_3Hey beautiful readers, today (November 9th) is the day that, many years ago, particle accelerator scientists decided to smash two pieces of glitter together, producing a fabulous sparkle baby they named Artemisia, AKA it’s my birthday!

I am continually amazed by all the support and friends I’ve found over the past year and am forever grateful to the people and companies that believe in me and my blog. You all deserve dreamy dildos of gratitude, but I only have one to give away.

For my first birthday celebration on this blog, I wanted to give away one of my favorite toys and review items from the past year, the Ursa Clear Glass Dildo, and Good Vibrations made it possible!

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Review: The Ursa Clear Glass Dildo

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Tell Me How You Really Feel
Prepare yourselves for a sass-free review, sorry. I love to find the flaws in toys, but my sass is no match for a well-made, well-performing, glass dildo. At first I was skeptical; my eyes are used to far more elaborate-looking glass pieces, which may have brainwashed me to think that a smooth, simple glass piece would fall short. BUT my vagina clearly disagrees.

The Basics
clear glass dildo dimensionsTotal length: 11″ (28cm)
Handle length: 3 3/4″ (9.5cm)
Handle diameter: 3/4″ (2cm)
Handle bulb diameter: 1 1/4″ (3cm)
Base diameter: 2″ (5cm)
Dildo length: 7″ (17.75cm)
Shaft diameter: 1 1/4″ (3cm)
Head diameter: 1 3/4″ (4.5cm)

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